Living the Hipster Dream

I am living the hipster dream.  I am now the proud employee of a bike shop!  The owner is even giving me a choice.  I can either work as a mechanic, or as a salesman.  He said I could do both if I want.  My new place of employment is Quality Bike.  It is located on Montgomery Xroads. You should stop by and see me sometime.  My first day will be Friday.

Now I realize many of you might be asking “But Lee, What about Pedicab?  What about the Blue Army?  Don’t betray the brotherhood.”  Well, don’t worry.  I’m not quitting Pedicab.  I will always be your faithful shop monkey.  And I will always be there to piss you off with my tricycle.  I will just be working a little less.

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